Spanker Help Center | How To Catch A Brat

Branson and Dita von Teese demonstrate how its done.

Here’s a trick that tops can use and bottoms are practically helpless against. As you may be aware if you read my blog, I’m a fan of active, innovative bratting. There’s no point doing the same old trite material time after time, you have to put some effort into it. And you have to make it interesting for the top. Tops are like animals in the zoo, they need to be provided with stimulation. A top who has tired of playing with his log with holes drilled into it and is no longer content to splash about in the pool with his big blue bucket is a dangerous top.

Most top moves are fairly easy to evade if you work on your cardio and are prepared to hurl yourself about the place like a squirrel on PCP. But there is one top move that even I find fairly difficult to escape from without acting like a total jerk, and one should never cross the line from brat to jerk if one can possibly avoid it.

This move was discovered quite by accident when Metal (that’s going to be my cute secret name for my boyfriend) got tired of wrangling me around the room and picked me up off my feet. You lose a lot of leverage when you’re no longer able to use the ground for traction, I can tell you that. Though the spanking can’t be sustained for very long in that position (as the top is now working against not only the brat, but gravity) it can certainly be sustained long enough for the point to sink in.

So, if all else fails tops, sweep her off her feet – literally.

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