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Finn the Devourer: Captive
Who am I? I am the forgotten eternal. I was here at the beginning. I will be here at the end. When all else is gone, I and my kind will remain guardians over the dark rock until life springs anew.
The burden of eternity is a heavy one. We have seen all that is and we will see all that will be. For us, time is no merciful deliverer, a bringer of an end. Time is but the ticking metronome, a dripping tap that will never run dry.
What do we do with these endless hours gifted to us by a blind creator?
We toil. We watch. And sometimes… we like to play.
The wonderful thing about living for a long time is that one is constantly able to enjoy the fruits of progress. Each new age brings with it a plethora of delightful new technologies and amusements that prevent the world of a devourer from growing too staid and predictable.
As I sat in the plush quarters reserved for Leo and I, I marveled once more at the prettiness of modern electronics. Thanks to my previous misadventures I literally could not remember a time before them, but I knew that I must have lived for hundreds upon hundreds of years without the benefit of next-gen gaming consoles, and I was at once horrified at the thought and eager to make up for lost game time.
I lowered the lights and took up residency on the couch as shiny, shiny colors played across the large flat screen television before me. I liked the shiny colors, they were pretty, but observing them alone was not enough. I would interact with them. I would tame them. I would ride the lightening and I would become its Mistress.




