I’m afraid I haven’t been around much lately, the thing with writing novellas and scrawling graphic novels is that it really does cut into the time I usually put aside for rambling wildly on the blog. If that doesn’t sound like an excuse worthy of your attention, let’s just say I’ve been lassooing Russian sattelites in the Niger delta for the past week. That makes me sound simultaneously mysterious and also slightly unhinged, which I’ve personally found is a recipe for success online.
What is also a recipe for success online, or so I am told, is holding sales for things. Hurrah for sales! For a limited time, I’m offering two of my ‘taming’ ebooks at half price. Yes, that’s half price, and I’ll even throw in an imaginary Ginsu knife and an invisible vegetable chopper that doubles as a throwing knife. This sale will end on the 15th of the month, so get in NOW! (Or in a week’s time, you’ll probably still be good to go in a week’s time.)
The first of these books is a book you might be interested in by merit of the fact that it’s sold the most copies out of any book I’ve self published ever. How’s that for a reccomendation, huh? A pretty solid one, I’d say.
To Tame A Thief
Lucy Cox is a career woman with a difference. Rather than climbing the career ladder, she’s made quite a lucrative living out of sabotaging the companies she works for and being fired repeatedly. Lucy is on the cusp of receiving her severance package from Feldspar Technologies, when handsome CEO Jason Feldspar throws a wrench in the works by not only refusing to terminate her employment, but threatening her with a good sound spanking if she fails to remedy her wicked ways. Has Lucy met her match? Or has Jason Feldspar just made the biggest mistake of his life by crossing her?
$1.99
The Taming of Miss Munroe
Catherine turned on Walker in a fierce fashion I had not realized she was capable of. “Don’t you hit her again,” she said, her pretty eyes narrowed. Walker simply looked at Catherine, his expression like granite, one eyebrow cocked in amazement. It was as if a kitten had challenged a lion and the lion couldn’t quite comprehend what had just taken place. “Excuse me?” he asked, his tone deceptively soft. “You heard me, I told… you not to hit her again, and I meant it!” Catherine replied bravely, even as her words faltered under his stony gaze. “My dear, perhaps we need to discuss who tells who what to do in this house,” Walker said with silky smooth intent.
$1.99
