I speak, of course, about Trouble Club. The first rule of Trouble Club is that you should tell everyone about Trouble Club. The second rule of Trouble Club is that you must not, under any circumstances, punch yourself in the face. Even if you’re Brat Pitt. Especially if you’re Brat Pitt really.

Anyway, long story short, there will be free stories for members in the future and membership is, of course, free. You can subscribe to the email updates on the sidebar to be informed when new stories come out, or when I post a blank page to the internet. Hurrah! The first of these stories will arrive sometime between right now and sometime later.

Click through to the Trouble Club page to learn more, or try scrying for information using a crystal and a map. The link thing will probably work better.