I’m afraid I haven’t been around much lately, the thing with writing novellas and scrawling graphic novels is that it really does cut into the time I usually put aside for rambling wildly on the blog. If that doesn’t sound like an excuse worthy of your attention, let’s just say I’ve been lassooing Russian sattelites in the Niger delta for the past week. That makes me sound simultaneously mysterious and also slightly unhinged, which I’ve personally found is a recipe for success online.

What is also a recipe for success online, or so I am told, is holding sales for things. Hurrah for sales! For a limited time, I’m offering two of my ‘taming’ ebooks at half price. Yes, that’s half price, and I’ll even throw in an imaginary Ginsu knife and an invisible vegetable chopper that doubles as a throwing knife. This sale will end on the 15th of the month, so get in NOW! (Or in a week’s time, you’ll probably still be good to go in a week’s time.)

The first of these books is a book you might be interested in by merit of the fact that it’s sold the most copies out of any book I’ve self published ever. How’s that for a reccomendation, huh? A pretty solid one, I’d say.

To Tame A Thief

Lucy Cox is a career woman with a difference. Rather than climbing the career ladder, she’s made quite a lucrative living out of sabotaging the companies she works for and being fired repeatedly. Lucy is on the cusp of receiving her severance package from Feldspar Technologies, when handsome CEO Jason Feldspar throws a wrench in the works by not only refusing to terminate her employment, but threatening her with a good sound spanking if she fails to remedy her wicked ways. Has Lucy met her match? Or has Jason Feldspar just made the biggest mistake of his life by crossing her?

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The Taming of Miss Munroe

Catherine turned on Walker in a fierce fashion I had not realized she was capable of. “Don’t you hit her again,” she said, her pretty eyes narrowed. Walker simply looked at Catherine, his expression like granite, one eyebrow cocked in amazement. It was as if a kitten had challenged a lion and the lion couldn’t quite comprehend what had just taken place. “Excuse me?” he asked, his tone deceptively soft. “You heard me, I told… you not to hit her again, and I meant it!” Catherine replied bravely, even as her words faltered under his stony gaze. “My dear, perhaps we need to discuss who tells who what to do in this house,” Walker said with silky smooth intent.

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Another update… as always, click the image to view the comic.

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Those of you who put up with me will have noticed that I’ve been dabbling in imagery of late. I’ve come up with a few fairly half-assed sketches here and there, but nothing of any real substance – until now. Fixxer is a disciplinary web comic narrated by its namesake, a brat named Fixxer.

Fixxer has fangs and nerves of steel and she would be highly regarded amongst the ranks of the Terrors, if it weren’t for the fact that, unlike her contemporaries, she regards the dark ‘Master’ not as the ultimate authority, but as a force to be tested.

Click the image to read the first page of Fixxer.

(Fixxer will update weekly, so hit subscribe on the Trouble Books main site to stay updated.)

I have been quiet lately dear spankos, but do let me assure you that for the moment, I’m still on the loose and penning fiction of a disciplinary nature just as fast as my keyboard worn nubs will allow – *nub* *nub* *nub*.

Currently in the works are the final chapters of the surreal spanking tale Ada’s Vengeance, which is running as a series on Bethany’s Woodshed and details the life and times of one Miss Ada, an angry and vengeful wench who sets out to kill an old man and ends up unraveling the secrets of space and time themselves (whilst getting her ass tanned by a shadowy Master of all that is Real and Unreal.) It has science in it! Sort of.

IRL, I recently discovered that making impromptu attempts at exploring Mr Metal’s rear entry points was grounds for a spontaneous spanking. That is to say, the spanking occurred instantly and without any form of warning whatsoever. Apparently anal spelunking is out where Mr Metal is concerned.

Be well brats, bratlings and brat wranglers.

Branson and Dita von Teese demonstrate how its done.

Here’s a trick that tops can use and bottoms are practically helpless against. As you may be aware if you read my blog, I’m a fan of active, innovative bratting. There’s no point doing the same old trite material time after time, you have to put some effort into it. And you have to make it interesting for the top. Tops are like animals in the zoo, they need to be provided with stimulation. A top who has tired of playing with his log with holes drilled into it and is no longer content to splash about in the pool with his big blue bucket is a dangerous top.

Most top moves are fairly easy to evade if you work on your cardio and are prepared to hurl yourself about the place like a squirrel on PCP. But there is one top move that even I find fairly difficult to escape from without acting like a total jerk, and one should never cross the line from brat to jerk if one can possibly avoid it.

This move was discovered quite by accident when Metal (that’s going to be my cute secret name for my boyfriend) got tired of wrangling me around the room and picked me up off my feet. You lose a lot of leverage when you’re no longer able to use the ground for traction, I can tell you that. Though the spanking can’t be sustained for very long in that position (as the top is now working against not only the brat, but gravity) it can certainly be sustained long enough for the point to sink in.

So, if all else fails tops, sweep her off her feet – literally.

Perhaps. Do not be alarmed if you’re not where you think you should be. All is well. If you’re looking for the F/F content, you can find it in the sidebar to your immediate right. A hostess will be around with some peanuts and orange juice in a quarter of an hour.

In other news, the third book in the Finn series is now available on Spanking Romance. You can read the first chapter for free. Hurray! Things that are free!

Finn the Devourer: Captive

Who am I? I am the forgotten eternal. I was here at the beginning. I will be here at the end. When all else is gone, I and my kind will remain guardians over the dark rock until life springs anew.

We toil. We watch. And sometimes… we like to play.

The wonderful thing about living for a long time is that one is constantly able to enjoy the fruits of progress. Each new age brings with it a plethora of delightful new technologies and amusements that prevent the world of a devourer from growing too staid and predictable.

As I sat in the plush quarters reserved for Leo and I, I marveled once more at the prettiness of modern electronics. Thanks to my previous misadventures I literally could not remember a time before them, but I knew that I must have lived for hundreds upon hundreds of years without the benefit of next-gen gaming consoles, and I was at once horrified at the thought and eager to make up for lost game time.

I lowered the lights and took up residency on the couch as shiny, shiny colors played across the large flat screen television before me. I liked the shiny colors, they were pretty, but observing them alone was not enough. I would interact with them. I would tame them. I would ride the lightening and I would become its Mistress.

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The Miscreant and the Master

One of Loki’s earliest works, the Miscreant and the Master has proved popular amongst fans of alternative Asian fantasy settings. That is to say, it’s a martial arts spanking story. I know. Why didn’t someone think of this before? If they did, Loki didn’t notice it. The Miscreant and the Master brings together all the fun of a reluctant young lady learning to kick ass whilst quite often getting her own ass spanked.

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Nocturne

In this tale, Loki swerves wildly off the tried and true formula for spanking romance and goes ahead and adds a touch of mild horror to the entire situation. If you’re tired of people getting spanked without the threat of slathering daemons from another dimension consuming their immortal souls, then Nocturne is the spanking e-book you’ve been waiting for.

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To Tame A Thief

To Tame a Thief is a slightly more traditional spanking tale, if by traditional spanking tale you’re talking about a modern setting in which a dominant male meets a bratty female who then spends the entire novel trying to steal his business out from under him. Ah, true romance.

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The Taming of Miss Munroe

Steampunk Victorian spanking romance (it’s actually not steampunk at all, but I like the image of leather and brass that word evokes.) This is actually a Sherlock Holmes inspired tale, not in the sense that pygmies from Melanesia murder anyone, but in the sense that the tale is narrated by the slightly portly gentleman friend of Walker, Master of Discipline as he attempts to subdue Miss Munroe to the meek and the good

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So there this guy, Dave, you know and he has this interblogweb called The Cherry Red Report, and he totally doesn’t get enough credit for his wicked and indeed, thoroughly gangsta image editing skills. So go to his blag and immerse yourself in all the hot girl ass you’re going to find there.

But wait, there’s more! Dave stumbled across one of my latest contributions to the world of spanking (mostly because I sent it to him, all coy like,) and he made this little comic himself. If it doesn’t make you want to go check out Retro Naughtiness, then there is definitely something wrong with you. See a doctor.

Exciting and grand news everybody! Finn the Devourer, my latest spanking novella, is now available from Spanking Romance. Spanking Romance is a subscription site run by Blushing Publications that publishes a new completed romantic spanking novella every week. For just $12.95 a month, you get 52 new spanking novellas every year. Thus far I’ve published three such novellas with Spanking Romance, including Corporate Mischief and A Governess Named Trouble. In a stroke of good fortune and spanking awesomeness for all, you’ll find that if you’re a member of Spanking Romance,  at least 6 of those new spanking novellas you get every year will be from yours truly.

Pale as the moon and pretty as a dark imp, Finn is a typical, albeit mischievous, vampire. Left as a foundling outside the House of Lidran, she is tolerated by the long-suffering elders who regard her as something of an oddity. After all, what kind of vampire has violet eyes, prefers hamburgers to human blood, needs to sleep at least eight hours a day and doesn’t remember how she came to be a vampire at all?

But Finn isn’t just an oddity, Finn is a vampire with a destiny, a destiny which is unexpectedly unleashed when Monsieur Leonard Chevalier, the devilishly handsome Deux Demain of the oldest and most powerful coven in Europe, pays a visit to his colonial cousins.

Will the truth of Finn’s existence destroy her and all she holds dear? Or will Leonard Chevalier find a way to contain her before it is too late?

Click HERE to sample Chapter One